Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
For the millionth time
My US history professor looked just like Adam Levine
- Teacher: Just do your homework
- Doctor: Just eat healthy
- Mum: Just clean your room
- Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
- Friends: Just be socially active
- Life: Just be perfect
- Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
Whole wheat protein pancakes with kiwi, strawberries, banana, and maple syrup to celebrate the end of the semester!
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i live in connecticut, and westboro is planning to come to our state to picket these kids’ funerals because they believe god is punishing connecticut for legalizing gay marriage, and that’s why these kids died.
it’s fucking sickening.
please…
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
i asked my religion teacher this in the 3rd grade and got suspended
perfect curves
Miley Cyrus is called a ‘Slut’ and a ‘Whore’ on a daily basis although she has been with the same guy for 4 years and they’re now engaged.
Taylor Swift is called “Lovely” , “Kind” , “Elegant” etc, and she has seen 14 guys in the past 4 years.
PRAISE THE LORD GOD AMEN CAN I MARRY THIS POST
What if everyone on tumblr
confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:
wrote their URL on a dollar bill and went out and spent it. Then if you ever found a dollar bill youd go to that tumblr and tell them how far its traveled. What if people started relationships because of it? My mind is crazy late at night.
this would probably be the best thing ever
